Basingstoke Community Arena and Drill Hall
32nd June 2002
First bout 7.30 pm


Extreme violence and aggression guaranteed

Cardinal "Killer" Proops vs. Mauler Fred Plebney

The body kicking Catholic in the cassock has vowed to nail Plebney to the canvas. The gloves are certainly off for this unholy confrontation.

Quentin Phwelg-Pastewart vs. Mary "Skullcrusher" Poppins

Poppins pictured here at the last bout, hurling opponent Dirk Pantry in the one hand over-arm double-twist body smash which left Pantry hospitalized for three weeks. Will this be the result this time??

 

Fred Whackley "The Joker" vs. Joe Potrezebie

Potrezebie specializes in removing limbs, but the fresh dentured Whackley is out to eat Potrezebie for breakfast, lunch and dinner. A tooth and claw fight is assured.

 

Giant Hedgehog vs "Rough" Horace

Hedgehog's 45 stone hold no horrors for the plucky bearded Antipodean - pictured here holding a Les Morris office chair in a folding body press, his smile conceals a vicious determination.

"I'll not rest in peace until I've dislocated every bone in that bastard's body." Watch out Hedgehog! With words like that, there's sure to be plenty of blood and guts in the ring.

 

Novelty Bout

Brought to you by the Criccieth branch of the Ramblers Association

Mavis Blebshaw will take on all-comers for a mass strangling bout. Although training in secret, she has released this one picture of her tactics - a truly frightening glimpse of what is in store.

 

Mr "Gorilla" Shields vs The Batley Brawlers Tag team

Shields, the mystery man in the gorilla suit, is out to get the vicious Batley duo in this explosive grudge match. "Outnumbered?", he snarls "Not me - even if there were 83 of them, I'd paste their pelvis to the cake-stand."

The acrobatic taggers, Madge and Concepta, are not going to let this animal get in the way of their shopping and Chorley Cakes."






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