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THE CREDIT CRUNCH
Ralph's very worried about the credit crunch
He says it's all because too many young people think that life is one very long free lunch
It's not just the menfolk who are fretting about the cost of petrol and cement
Down at the W.I., Madge, Doris and I have discussed it at lenght
Doris turned round and said to me " I can't believe the price of butter!"
And Madge turned round and said to me "it's all happened since the corner shop was taken over by Mr & Mrs Gupta"
By this time my head was in a terrible spin so I turned round and said "I'm off to the Bull…"
…and Politician for a pint of their finest Diesel"
When I finally rolled up home Ralph said "the state of the economy is nothing but a joke.
Get sat sitting, take your teeth out and give your feet a soak
I'll get some firewood, I can smash up that pallet
Saves me spending precious cash out of my wallet
Put the telly on they're showing a russian ballet"
Ralph's very worried about the credit crunch
He says it's all because too many young people think that life is one very long free lunch
It's not just the menfolk who are fretting about the cost of petrol and cement
Down at the W.I., Madge, Doris and I have discussed it at lenght
Doris turned round and said to me " I can't believe the price of butter!"
And Madge turned round and said to me "it's all happened since the corner shop was taken over by Mr & Mrs Gupta"
By this time my head was in a terrible spin so I turned round and said "I'm off to the Bull…"
…and Politician for a pint of their finest Diesel"
When I finally rolled up home Ralph said "the state of the economy is nothing but a joke.
Get sat sitting, take your teeth out and give your feet a soak
I'll get some firewood, I can smash up that pallet
Saves me spending precious cash out of my wallet
Put the telly on they're showing a russian ballet"
©2008 The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain