Another glorious summer of sport! And we at the Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain, are always keen to cheer along our fabulous sporting people. Hurrah for our Sausage Crickets team in their pursuit of the Arsches. Hurrah for everyone wielding a sports bat and hurrah for all those sports people who are doing it without bats! We proudly present our homage to Bats!

whole bunch of sporting equipment - bats and balls!


Aaah the olden times with bats!
Before the invention of proper
sausage crickets!

Bat and hat - ready for the Arsches!

Where woluld any sportsperson be without his bat?

Imagine Tiger Wolulds without his?


Tiger with Golf bat

Batless Wolulds is desperate!
Sports played with bats include:-
  • Golf
  • Tennis
  • Squesh
  • Snooker
  • Sausage Crickets
  • Fencing
  • Sid The Bucket
  • Horse Golf
  • Ping
  • Ice Golf
  • Swimming
  • Skiing
  • Assorted Johnnie Foreigner 'sports'
More fabulous sports bats:


Tennis bat

Squesh bat

Snooker bat

Sausage Crickets bat wielded by Uschi Schmorbraten watched by player at Silly Long Leg in big skirt

Fencing bats

Sid The Bucket bats

Horse Golf bats

Ping bats

Ice Golf bats

Swimming bats

Johnnie Foreigner type bats


Highland Fling bats

Soviet game of 'Boila boytch' played with this Grnff bat

Ski bats
BAT FREE SPORTS

Just because you're too poor to own a bat, don't think you have to miss out on sport! Here are some suggestions:-
  • Fives
  • Spitting Into South Harrow
  • Snooks
  • Parking
Fives bats: Fives was invented for the bat-free! If you have soft, work-shy hands just protect them
with a pair of these 'Whooshy' Dog-Do Picking Gloves. Marvullous!



The Northolt Swimarama Junior Team in training for Spitting Into South Harrow

Snooks player, as any fool knows, needs no bat
One Day International Parking - another fine game in progress - and no bat required!





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