Tiger Wolulds attempts a 'left-legged hurty dance'. Hopeless. Hope he has more idea on the Snooks pitch. A tough competitor maybe, but he'll have to learn to play without that silly stick if he is to have any chance.

That's a bit better, Tiger. He's found the Snooks pitch and he's trying out his lateral movements.Unfortu-Nately Scures, no one is going to play with him while he brandishes that weapon.Aaaaahhhh. Snooks! The ultimate in non-competitive sports. Play the game with the comforting feeling that everyone wins and we all have a jolly good laugh.

These boys are this year's surprise package in Snooks. All they need to do now is:

1) take it a little less seriously
2) learn to laugh at the conclusion of each Snooks game and
3) stop exterminating their fellow players.

Yaw Mait practices his Snooks techniques while delivering another of his tiresome Shaving Stories. This was the one about excising his complete right ear with a nasty, cheap disposable. Not that old chestnut again, Yaw Mait!

These boys are the just the best! The EGGS team have years of experience, Olympic titles, World Championships and snorkel. Put your faith in EGGS to vanquish the young upstarts 'Northolt Swimerama' in this summer's grudge match for the Cuspidor Trophy at Aux Champs.

Discipuli picturam spectate! This is Nobby Bowls, U.K. Fives champion, in training. Shortly after this picture was taken, Nobby ripped all the ezras from the legs of this chair and pinged them around the walls. Awesome!

Nobby is to sport what hurfenflurfi is to cheese and, in the words of the Bard, he makes those ezras dance like a plate of lemons.

Fortescue 'Fifteen' Nodlese demonstrates his dribbling technique to some devoted fans.

Don't just stand there, laddee!
Get your pads on!
Eat With The Army!

The Team from Space Patrol narrowly won last year's thrilling contest against Legson Kayira's crack Malawi Warm Trifle side. Who will bet against them this year? Gamma rays on! Yobba rays on!

Pictured below - a scene from the World Inter-Toto SuperLeague Vase Mondial Charity Trophy Cup. This was the moment when a 'Golden Put' deep into extra time handed victory to Space Patrol thus preventing the final going to the dreaded Penalty Put Out.

...and finally in this sporting Bonanza, Rawhide, Wagon Train, Cisco Kid, Cheyenne, Gunsmoke, Maverick, Wyatt Earp, Rifleman, Lone Ranger, Bronco, Annie Oakley, Laramie, High Chaparral, Boots and Saddles, Virginian, Fury, Man Called Shenandoah, Laredo, Lancer, Hondo, Custer, Buckskin, Branded, Big Valley, Black Saddle, Gunslinger, Hawkeye and the Last Of The Mohicans, Whiplash, Rin Tin Tin and Larry Lips...

...we come to this new favourite. Of course, as any schoolchild will tell you, Pigs 2nd Edition is going down a storm in the playground! Ideal for the young, this game requires no special equipment, minimal training and absolutely no skill!