| Everyone loves a good singsong. And your chums here at The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain are no exception! The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain proudly presents The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain song! As any fool knows we, at The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain, spare no expense to commission the finest whatever to do whatever we want doing. We wanted a stirring song, full of pomp and circumcision, with a refrain to stir the boots of a thankful populace so we turned to probably the greatest living exponent of great verse - of course, it's Tap Grind! Welcome, one and all, to the official song of The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain. The 'Fish Waste Song' by Tap Grind. |
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But we were over the moon when instead we got a guppy Mummy said that puppies were messy and covered the house in do But fish were quiet and when they were dead you could eat them too! Fish waste! Fish waste! We love your slimy touch Fish waste! Fish waste! We love you very much. At school our teachers would sometimes let us bring our pets in There were rabbits, gerbils, budgies, hamsters - even a penguin But when it came to Matilda, our fish, they said, 'you cannot take her' So we gutted a few herrings and hid the lot behind teacher's radiator Fish waste! Fish waste! We love your slimy touch Fish waste! Fish waste! We love you very much. Now we're grown up and sophisticated, we don't go in for practices unnatural You won't catch us doing anything unpleasant with a bloater or a mackerel When you've got fish waste in, there's always something nice for tea How lovely! And while we eat there's always good programmes to watch on ITV Fish waste! Fish waste! We love your slimy touch Fish waste! Fish waste! We love you very much. You can spread it, chew it, even barf it in the morning! Hurrah! Fish waste! And unlike medicine or parmos it doesn't in your mouth leave a nasty taste! Get down to the pub for crap shark and a pint of beer Our love of fish waste runs in the family like diarrhoea Fish waste! Fish waste! We love your slimy touch Fish waste! Fish waste! We love you very much. | |
