You might think that we're sticklers for tradition at the Reader's Doglist. We are, after all, renowned as the 'Home Of Sensible Trousers'. But while we may approach this brave new world of New Technology with a modicum of circumspection, we're still open to innovation where it appears appropriate and decent! Above all, we like a good laugh at the Doglist. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And we believe, passionately, that our devoted readership need to be kept informed, entertained and looked after.

Are you fed up with spending your leisure time in dull public houses bearing such stirring names as 'The Crown' or 'The Swan'?

Our team of dedicated resnerchers under the watchful tutelage of Pancho Kidney & Bob Parp, have been scouring the country for the best examples of with-it, go-ahead, whizzy new names appended to your favourite haunts for the consumption of intoxicants.

Pancho KidneyBob Parp

Pancho Kidney & Bob Parp

Give some of these a try…..you'll find New Hostelries everywhere…from West Teeth to Royston.

In our on-going series of 'Celebrity Favourite Fifties' (remember how you laughed at Yaw Mait's Fifty Favourite Shaving Stories!!!!!), we proudly present Bob and Pancho's Fifty Favourite Pub & Bar Names.

And it doesn't stop there! The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain expects you out there in Doglistland to keep us up to date with your suggestions to append to our list. Write, föhn or e-mule according to your prefairance. Excellant!




  1. The Bofors Gun And Giblets
  2. The Bull And Politician
  3. The Auntie Semitist
  4. The Horse's Replacement
  5. The Dog's Breakfast
  6. The Human Leg
  7. The Load Of Do
  8. The Stool & Urinal
  9. The King's Legs
  10. The Ass and E-mule
  11. The Man Of A Thousand Briefcases
  12. Bloaters
  13. The Frill and Faggot
  14. The Buccaneer's Bodice
  15. The Royal Poke
  16. Hic Haec Hoc
  17. The General Smith
  18. Sockless in Gaza
  19. Good Queen Beast
  20. The Queen's Bed
  21. Good Good
  22. The Pope And Anchor
  23. The Barton's Bus
  24. Fog
  25. The Three Buns
  26. The Flan and Copenhagen
  27. The Kenneth Wolstenholme
  28. The Youth Hostel
  29. Spot The Ball
  30. Legson Kayira's Legs
  31. The Individual Fruit Knees
  32. Mrs. Pouch's Head
  33. Followthrough's
  34. The Ugly Bastard
  35. The Pie 'n' Mash
  36. The Abba Trois
  37. The Wind In The Willows
  38. The Festering Carbuncle
  39. Gooreadiness
  40. What Everybody Wants
  41. The Fish 'N' Chips
  42. The Gordon Bennett
  43. The Gay Gordons
  44. The Blue Bore
  45. The Hungry Shed
  46. Flatulence
  47. The Chocolate Hostage
  48. The Horse Liniment and Jocky Wilson
  49. Monkeyglands Haemoglobin
  50. The Horse And Horse
  51. The Shy Talk
  52. Kylie's Arse
  53. The Hurrrssspp & Hurfenflurfi
  54. The Budgie's Relapse
  55. The Pole And Whistle
  56. The Barfer's Uncle
  57. The Jolly Pemtrils
  58. The Yolly Yumbo Yets
  59. The Snerch Engine
  60. Tescos
  61. The Athlete's Foot
  62. The United Nations
  63. Pussy Cat Willum
  64. The Liquid Motion
  65. The Slough
  66. The Wooss's Wimple
  67. The Nine Bob Note
  68. The Cross Dressers
  69. The Ablative Absolute
  70. The Ford Anglia
  71. No Socks For Ivan
  72. That's Nice Dear
  73. Guff, Bob & Pants
  74. Indeedy
  75. The Fairy Inn
  76. Chumps
  77. The Alfred E. Neuman
  78. Barfers
  79. Auschwitz
  80. Rissoles
  81. The Scout Hat
  82. The Pickled Onion
  83. Róbinhood and Hoots Mon
  84. Unctuous
  85. Business
  86. The Errant Apostrophe's
  87. The Dog And Do
  88. The Diesel Pump
  89. Snooks
  90. The Old Bag
  91. The Fitness & Cement
  92. Al Fresco's Inn
  93. Make Jam Not War
  94. Submarines And Seas
  95. The Gordon Oldham
  96. The Red Lino
  97. The Spotty Youth
  98. Wales
  99. The Towel And Germans
  100. The Rose And Dalek
  101. The Russian Thing
  102. The Hundreds And Thousands
  103. The Recalcitrant Plebney
  104. The Information Lavatory
  105. The Pope & Proctologist
  106. The Isosceles Triangle
  107. The Official Greeter And Valedictor
  108. The Shipping Forecast
  109. The People Of Royston
  110. The Les Morris Saucepan
  111. Foglas & Damp
  112. The Irish Face Flannel
  113. The Israeli Biscuits
  114. The Jaffa Legs
  115. The Tog 72-One
  116. The Ridiculous Individual
  117. The Crap Shark
  118. The Hannibal And Hasdrubal
  119. The Bristol Stool Chart
  120. The Swoss Twins
  121. The Monk's Fridge
  122. The Snuteled Tomatoes
  123. The Ron's Wallet
  124. The Pineapple Treatment
  125. The Home of Sensible Trousers
  126. The Grumpy Old Git
  127. The Soused Herring
  128. The Pope And Paul Anka
  129. Do You Want Lager Dear?
  130. The Green Ernie
  131. Breakfast at Myfanwys
  132. The Farleigh Wallop
  133. Debris
  134. The Pork Farms
  135. Rin Tin Tin
  136. Dancing Like Your Dad
  137. The County Council
  138. The Colwick Loop Road
  139. Two-Way Family Favourites
  140. Friday Afternoon Latin
  141. Ye Olde White Tart
  142. The Richard And Judy Show
  143. Lawks-A-Mussy
  144. The Five Smells
  145. Dead Vile
  146. The Three Brake Shoes
  147. Alan And Audrey
  148. The Harvest Mince Pie
  149. Ye Olde Trip To Dewsbury
  150. The Incontinence Pants
  151. Choons
  152. The Housemaid's Flea
  153. The Crooked Millet
  154. The Brush
  155. Piles
  156. The Black Hordes
  157. The Turd In Hand
  158. No Teeth & Yorkshire Pudding
  159. The Scarlet Pimple Knell
  160. The Wish You Were Here
  161. The Ollie Beak And Fred Barker
  162. The Redvers Kyle
  163. The Lenny The Lion
  164. The Eurovision Song Contest
  165. The Hans And Lotte Haas
  166. Touching Socks


  1. The Paff Chair
  2. The Turtle's Head
  3. GUM
  4. The Nag's Head
  5. The Czechers
  6. The Wheatsheath
  7. The Royal Wee
  8. The Infradraw Method
  9. The Zero Tolerance
  10. The Clarence Street Wasters
  11. The Mr. Bursley
  12. The Barf Holster
  13. The Gorblimey Trousers
  14. The Largely Fimshed
  15. The Sarsparilla & Swede
  16. The Ramadan Inn
  17. The Old Bill & Bush
  18. The New Man
  19. The Kirk's Head
  20. The Duke Of Argyles
  21. The Sweaty Socks
  22. The Wallace & Gromit
  23. The Bottle & Glass
  24. The Railway Children
  25. The Occasional Leg
  26. The Nest Of Mabels
  27. The Hot As Harry
  28. Alan
  29. The George & Mildred
  30. ...And Several Butchers' Aprons
  31. The Flashy Motor
  32. The George, George, George, George, George & Snorkel
  33. The Major Contribution To Road Safety
  34. The Mr. Crippling
  35. The Maralalda El Deldil
  36. The Sound Of Chips
  37. The Creaking Contraption
  38. The Deolali Tap
  39. The Muffler & Muffler
  40. Bognor
  41. Toilets
  42. The Volgagirl
  43. Walking On Custard
  44. My Feet Hurt
  45. The Whole Bunch Of Water
  46. The Mobule Telephone
  47. Alan
  48. The Youth Hostel Card With Handle
  49. The King's Cabbage
  50. The Nately Scures Lay-By
  51. The Etruscan Fish-Waste
  52. The Carthaginians
  53. The Pair Of Gumbies
  54. The Lamb & Lamb
  55. The New Conversationalists
  56. The Bristol University
  57. The Spitting Into South Harrow
  58. The Glass Smah
  59. The Cricket Box
  60. The 309 With 310
  61. The Pandrol Clip
  62. The New Technology
  63. The Piece Of Crap
  64. The Gig Lamps
  65. The Ploughman's Lunch
  66. Blowy
  67. The Carthaginian Mathematics Base
  68. Merton By The Glass
  69. The Four Wheelie Bins
  70. Waddies Of Edinburgh
  71. The Hokey Cokey
  72. The Eggs & Ezra
  73. The Two Winnies
  74. The United Plates Of America
  75. The Fledgling Word List
  76. Monkeyglands Haemoglobin
  77. The Christmas Car(r)ol(l)(e)s
  78. The Gnus At Ten
  79. The Ten Bob
  80. The Mills Bomb
  81. The Burger Van
  82. The Short Sword & Broad Sword
  83. The Shepshed Building Society
  84. The Guy De Maupassant
  85. The Chimpules
  86. The Fish Waste
  87. The LHSH
  88. The Wincarnis Transport
  89. The 321, And Not In The Ted Rogers Sense
  90. The Hot Nuts
  91. The Neild Road
  92. The Filetab
  93. The Bottle Of Wee In The Car Park
  94. The Hanging Bucket
  95. McGuffies
  96. The Assorted Arms
  97. The Russian Twin Overhead Camshaft Wide Screen TV
  98. The International Affiliation of National Associations Promoting The Pushing Of Really Big Boulders For No Readily Apparent Reason
  99. The Northolt Swimarama
  100. The Rotten Rich Smibernoll
  101. The Surfeit Of Lamprey
  102. The Reader's Doglist
  103. The Plan 'N Tran
  104. The Pie 'N Tran
  105. The Four Wheel Drive Bag-ette
  106. The Dearth Of Dog-Do
  107. The Pavement Pizza
  108. The Soiled Budgie Extraction System
  109. The Fish Radiator
  110. The S.U.B.
  111. The Batmanuel
  112. The Boosh Bay
  113. The Jazzy Cardie
  114. The Stew 'N Dumplings
  115. The Cow At The End Of Moscow
  116. The Sausage Cricketers
  117. The Bird Flu
  118. GUM
  119. The Cow At The End Of Moscow
  120. The Chossy
  121. Crufts
  122. Jubbly
  123. The Jamboree Bag
  124. The Three Blakeys
  125. The Three Busdrivers
  126. The Three Ronnies
  127. The Three Olives
  128. Thre Famous Five
  129. The Secret Seven
  130. The Exam Time Bag Hook
  131. The Formule-alities
  132. The Bling-Bling
  133. The Snazzy Urinals
  134. The Garden Of Sheds
  135. The Chummy Chimney Sweep
  136. The Brewery Taffs
  137. The Beer Gut
  138. The Obvious Syrup
  139. The Deflated World Cup Dream
  140. The Road To Domestos
  141. The Ramptreacle And Swimarama
  142. Education Education Education
  143. The Snooks Player Of Room 13
  144. The Bunsens Cupboard
  145. The Half A Fried Egg On The Pavement
  146. The Hod & Chod
  147. Chodlates
  148. The Barnsley Chod
  149. The Last Last day Of Term
  150. Passing The Brush
  151. The Gottle O' Geer
  152. The Snooks Player
  153. The Pond Life
  154. The Collective Noun Of Tampons
  155. The Cheap Skates
  156. The Nottingham Smee
  157. The Unexpected Reg Varney
  158. The Eighty-Three

 

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