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- Ronnie K. Reggae with a Kellogg's briefcase full of Filetab...
- A cricket box full of Israeli biscuits and make them snappy
- Auntie Fridge meets the Turkeys in the revenge of the All-Night Wasp
- White man speak with forked wagon train...
- Corn-plasterers vote Euro-Foot
- NOO 139
- Kenneth Cow-Under at Sleaze McGees Photo Tees
- Yo Ho Ho and a Mammoth Cleanser sandwich
- Foglas Nunucq meets Tiger Howland at Dobbins and Xah
- e-Mushroom Salad and TurboGah!
- Pandrol Clips
- Guy de Maupassant
- Alan the Wonder Dog - The Cursor
- Time to talk about mushrooms (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
- Hendon Wheelbarrows 3, Princess Margaret 0
- Foglas Nunucq and British Potato 2001
- Held in a permanent state of gooreadiness
- Gebitveilige Snoep in Minimalist Communication Fiasco
- Gooreadiness (n.) The state of being gooready; goopreparation; goopromptness; gooaptitude; goowillingness
- Having been seated in a paff-chair, wearing sensible trousers, a Maurice Onions tie, a Frammis hat and a Les Morris saucepan for protection, he produced one after another terse communications...
- Farrington Gurney to Pig Street
- Mmmmm..Goat's Nut Parcels...in Tropo Jus...lightly dusted with hurrrrssssppp! My favourite!
- Wooz Choss P and other popular dishs
- You're the Dogsbody In Sesh and I claim my five pounds
- Nield Road
- Chimpules vs Filetab
- Wincarnis Transport Annual Spelling Bee
- A sachet of fish-waste
- Do you know the way to Billy Socks Circus?
- Runs in the family (like diarrhoea)
- Exciting news! Friday Afternoon Latin comes to the Woild Woide Wib
- 10 Dogs
- Mavis Swegg and husband Boils
- Here I am in the land of a thousand briefcases and my bazoot is covered in bazoot
- I'm not putting THAT in my fridge
- The Nield Road disaster - Swoss Twins implicated
- Elvis Smedley and the Zoo Spartans live at the Plug-A-Go-Go, West Teeth
- Tom Jones vs. Val Dogdoonican
- Ex-footballer corrects grammatical faux-pas - the personal pronoun vs. the possessive antecedent
- Irish Face Flannels - the sensible trousers of choice
- Me Tarzan, you Pineapple Treatment
- The bottle of wee in the car park...
- The Revenge of the bottle of wee in the car park
- Engrish
- Vintage New Technology
- Hot Nuts (Large Tub)
- Etruscan Fish Waste Lorry with handle
- Eurosnooks 2004
- Horse Liniment - International Man of The Cloth
- Return of the Son of It's That Nine Minutes To Five Feeling again
- Hutch Famswape - magnetism of the modern (Auntie) Fridge
- From North America to Snot Eric in less than nine moves
- Control Section feat. Filetab.
- zzzz zzzz zzzz zgluk
- A 321, and not in the Ted Rogers sense
- I've dropped tortilla on my espadrilles
- LHSH
- Going For A Solidus
- Stands the church clock at ten-to-three
And is there still exam time for tea?
- Grease is the word
- Flamed Veal Kidneys
- Pemmican
- Wembley? I thought it was Tuesday.
- Blebmarsh Nostril
- Baffy Toe Sweets
- Wrestling from Basingstoke
- Wally Sprout
- Les Morris Dancing and Cook Your Own Goose Fair
- Robin Hood and his smelly hen
- Smedley-Dendril's patent penguin repellent
- Shreddie Boy and Neave, they're in the thing
- Dancing Quorn
- The mushroom salad having been fitted out
- Whelks
- Jamboree
- Signs, sines and cosines - there's nothing funny in logs, Lamb
- Friday Afternoon Latin
- Stop grinning, Lamb
- Foglas Nunucq and the case of the borrowed P.E. kit
- Gospo cleaner
- BBC Russian course and Hurfenflurfi Party
- You animal
- Hutch Famswape the magnetic dog
- The function is marmalade
- "ut" with the subjunctive
- A chance to stand on a desk
- Chod etc.
- In Foglas' conscious moments, he would regale him ceaselessly about climate change, deforestation, El Niño, ozone holes, Jim N. Holes, coastal erosion, acid rain, aerosols, Aeropus the Lycenestrian, Greenhouse gas, cheesy guffs, beefy guffs...he could go on.
- Socks and Underpants again
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- Soccy Socks and Basketball Stripes
- The 'let's talk about it next Wednesday' School of Project management
- GCSE in Spiders
- An extra piece of luggage appeared at the hotel like Heinrich Böll's proverbial Extraportion Pudding
- Beatnik Fly
- Customage Servuce
- Chip and Vegetables
- 'And now, instead of mounting barded steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a baker's van And sups some ale in 'The Swan' '
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto, Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, Natty Bumppo and Chingachgook, Ishmael and Queequeg, Vladimir and Estragon, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Eric and Pilaf Sweng, The Swoss Twins...we could go on.
- We, the appalled
- Madge Jaffa-Legs
- frigates, sloops, luggers, junks, gallivats, brigs, sampans, smacks, hoys, windjammers, Katzenjammers, skiffs, crumsters, trows, cobles, dromonds, cogs, rafts, shells, funnies, randans, kayaks,eighty-three
- 'Now is the Vimto of our Boy Scout's tent ..made glorious Gouda by this Irish Style Pork...'
- Gloopy
- Snooks World Cup results - everyone's won! Hurrah!
- Foglas Nunucq and The Case of The Borrowed P.E. Kit
- A la recherche du Sid la boquette
- The Philosophy Hieland Games
- The New-Age Adventures Of Róbinhood meets Ronnie K. Reggae in Royston, in a cheap attempt at an entry in the latest Favourite 50...
- A fortnight is a long week in Exam Time...
- Mojebrab, Queen Of The Hurfenflurfi, vs The Hungry Wasps
- Wycombe & The All-Night Wasp Meets Queen Mojebrab at Under the Warm-Air Vent At The Northolt Swimarama
- Abba meet The Wedding Tackle at the Tedstone Wafre SmartFurniture (TM) Foundation Annual Nosebag
- Internet Toilets... Information Lavatories... New Technology Latrines... call 'em what you will...
- Gebitveilige Snoep Returns (did he ever really leave?)
- McGuffies
- The Cody Boys meet Annie Oakley at Fort Shark
- 10 Dogs on This Part Of The Beach
- Donkey Hoté & Pancho Kidney in The All-New Adventures of The Carthaginians in the land of Queen Mojebrab
- The Reader's Doglist - First For So Many Things!
- What he had was a coat, a hat and a recipe for Warm Trifle.
- Grimy Olive, Dhalia Smiff, Nailgun Awful, Harry Lobes, Lick Slime, Aimless Harricot, Aunt-Sally Woluld Thumbs-Up, Madge Jaffa-Legs and Ken Moan - aaaaahhhhh the Celebrity Chefs!!
- The Reader's Doglist Goes From Strenght to Strenght!
- Sweet sherry to alcopops - The Road to Perdish
- More Quality Product Churned Out And Stuck Down
- Transactional Round The Edges
- Big on Stools, Big on the Causes of Stools...
- Shilly-shallying around in the strategic bit
- Gebitveilige Snoep: The Spanish Stringfellow
- Horripilated, haemorrhoidal, harpoon-like, Lord Haw-Haw hooters
- Gebitveilige ("Snoepy") Snoep vs Y Viva España
- I've got that nine minutes to five feeling again...
- New Technology & Snorkel
- Queen Mojebrab Meets The Carthaginians at a Dinner Party round at Tap Grind's Place, where they are held spellbound by Ruddington's foremost poet's literary devices
- Schwarzwaldhorn Camping
- Monk's Auntie Fridge
- The Ladsa Wypenham Dahnah while the world watches Boosh Bay
- Show me the way to Billy Socks Circus
- Wait until they've got dog-do to get their teeth into!
- White man speak with forked waggon train... Me Tarzan, you lorry-load of NCC_GRIT! From the land of Three Valedictions
- Revenge of The Son Of Jazzy Cardie
- Jazzy Cardie & The Fresh Breath Krew
- Hot News - Pancake Shoes with the children
- I don't see anything funny in Logarithms
- Archie McBugle's Highland Bum Mufflers - back on the market again
- A stool chart is for life
- Wonky
- Redefining The Boundaries Of Nondescript: Great Punctuation Failures of Our Time
- The Season Of One-Day International Parking nears...
- A lovely bottle of Boosh Bay with a free pack of Volley Lumps for only £3.99!
- Stands the church clock still at half past three, and shall there be Exam Time todee?
- A pint of your finest Diesel, please, Your Holiness, and make it extra-snappy!
- ...and then there were eighty-three...
- The Rise And Rise Of The Euro SuperSign by Lumps McParcel
- Gerald Stansfield? I've always told him he should close his curtains...
- Redefining the boundaries of nondescript...
- Isn't it a delight to have Rushcliffe Country Park?
- Good Old Fashion Food At An Avoidable Price
- Fat cattle commence no
- Releasing gas in some shape or formule...
- Wham
- Woluld, coluld, sholuld - the new veni, vidi, vici
- Haddock - then let nature take its course
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