The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain proudly presents an exclusive offer to our loyal readership. For a one-off payment of just £349.98 including pps (postage, packing and snorkel), we at The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain, in association with world-famous quality games consule manufacturer Dindogdo®, bring you the ultimate games machine for the 21st century. At last the waiting is finally over... here is what you've all been craving... with not another moment to wait... can you believe it? Yes, it's the


The Dü offers a real life simulation of a number of bodily functions. Play with friends, family, a collection of complete strangers or, if you prefair, play on your own! "You don't just do Dü. You experience Dü.



The Dü Controller

This exercise in ergonomics is a curvy, multi-coloured, multi-buttoned evolution of the angular Sputnik controller. Designed from recycled parts, gamers will find the Dü a step forward into Smiberspace.
The classic Sputnik


The elegant Dü Remote
 The Dü Remote

With the Dü remote you can simulate your daily evacuations in all possibule permutations - squeeze and push or maybe a sudden rush. You can even experience the ultimate follow-through moment! The choice is yours and is just one clack on the remote away!

The Dü remote and players
There's nothing funny about logarithms

Getting ready for an evening of Dü
No holds barred, group Dü

See yourself Düing with this
high spec monitor (front view)
Monitor (rear view) with
connections for gas and electricity!
A room for Dü
Dü players on public transport
Optional Düing equipment

Dindogdo Wireless Connection

Keep in touch with friends Düing everywhere. Share those small room moments hygienically and with no mess or odour!

Systems, Support & Formules

Dindogdo® provides only quality systems, support and formules as any fool woluld expect from a business partner of The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain.

Woluld and Moluld
 Dindogdo Parental Controls

No parent wants their little Woluld or Moluld messing up the house through childish exuberance about Dü.

Dindogdo® provides child protection systems which employ relatively low doses of electric shock to any ankle-biter meddling, unsupervised, with Dü.
As an alternative to regular Dü functions use the Dü consule for Dü Sports.
Experience the following sports and play to an International standard :-
  • Shopping At Tesco
  • Snooks
  • Spitting Into South Harrow
  • Horse-Golf
  • Glooty
Even play Sausage Crickets like a veritabule Uschi Schmorbraten!
Uschi Schmorbraten



The Dü Shopping At Tesco Controller


Tried and tested Soviet technology
 « If you want Dü on the move why not try the Dü-LITE?

Just £49.98 including pps!
New! Dü Motion Plus

Just released - an attachment for your Dü remote which captures all your complex motions!

Dü your business in real time!
The Motion Plus attachment with digitabule clock

Gather your friends and family around. Say 'Hurrah' for
The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain and get on with some Dü!


Stop Press!

Dindogdo® announce the first games console just for your canine chums!

Why should Fido be left out when all the family are getting on with Dü?
The Dindogdo® Dog-Dü neatly packaged away
 For just £149.98 you can own
the Dindogdo® Dog-Dü
Can a dog do Dü?
Of course he can! Clack away, Fido!


The Dogsbody-in-Sesh comment on Dü:
  • "Successfully think about onions"
  • "Maralalda el Deldil"
  • "No Socks For Ivan"





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