The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain proudly presents an exclusive offer to our loyal readership. For a one-off payment of just £349.98 including pps (postage, packing and snorkel), we at The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain, in association with world-famous quality games consule manufacturer Dindogdo®, bring you the ultimate games machine for the 21st century. At last the waiting is finally over... here is what you've all been craving... with not another moment to wait... can you believe it? Yes, it's the
The Dü offers a real life simulation of a number of bodily functions. Play with friends, family, a collection of complete strangers or, if you prefair, play on your own!
"You don't just do Dü. You experience Dü.
|The Dü Controller
This exercise in ergonomics is a curvy, multi-coloured, multi-buttoned evolution of the angular Sputnik controller. Designed from recycled parts, gamers will find the Dü a step forward into Smiberspace.
The classic Sputnik
The elegant Dü Remote
|The Dü Remote
With the Dü remote you can simulate your daily evacuations in all possibule permutations - squeeze and push or maybe a sudden rush. You can even experience the ultimate follow-through moment! The choice is yours and is just one clack on the remote away!
|The Dü remote and players
||There's nothing funny about logarithms
|Getting ready for an evening of Dü
No holds barred, group Dü
|See yourself Düing with this
high spec monitor (front view)
|Monitor (rear view) with
connections for gas and electricity!
|A room for Dü
|Dü players on public transport
||Optional Düing equipment
Dindogdo Wireless Connection
Keep in touch with friends Düing everywhere. Share those small room moments hygienically and with no mess or odour!
Systems, Support & Formules
Dindogdo® provides only quality systems, support and formules as any fool woluld expect from a business partner of The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain.
|Woluld and Moluld
||Dindogdo Parental Controls
No parent wants their little Woluld or Moluld messing up the house through childish exuberance about Dü.
Dindogdo® provides child protection systems which employ relatively low doses of electric shock to any ankle-biter meddling, unsupervised, with Dü.
|As an alternative to regular Dü functions use the Dü consule for Dü Sports.
Experience the following sports and play to an International standard :-
Even play Sausage Crickets like a veritabule Uschi Schmorbraten!
- Shopping At Tesco
- Spitting Into South Harrow
The Dü Shopping At Tesco Controller
|Tried and tested Soviet technology
||« If you want Dü on the move why not try the Dü-LITE?
Just £49.98 including pps!
|New! Dü Motion Plus
Just released - an attachment for your Dü remote which captures all your complex motions!
Dü your business in real time!
|The Motion Plus attachment with digitabule clock
Gather your friends and family around. Say 'Hurrah' for
The Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain and get on with some Dü!
Dindogdo® announce the first games console just for your canine chums!
Why should Fido be left out when all the family are getting on with Dü?
|The Dindogdo® Dog-Dü neatly packaged away
||For just £149.98 you can own
the Dindogdo® Dog-Dü
|Can a dog do Dü?
|| Of course he can! Clack away, Fido!
The Dogsbody-in-Sesh comment on Dü:
- "Successfully think about onions"
- "Maralalda el Deldil"
- "No Socks For Ivan"
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