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(Ages 0 to 36 months) |
Rolls into a ball when touched and protects himself with sharp spines (paralysis risk if pricked) |
So life like! |
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Puffs on fags like any other dolly but if you pull the woodbine from her gob she will fart and issue a colourful stream of projectile vomit! So adorable! |
Three legs, in green |
Seen urinating on tree. Throw Rover a stick and see him run! Do scooper included. |
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To put on top of other things (all ages) |
Beginners' Sausage Crickets set. Get your pancake shoes on and stand at silly-leg! |
Genuine life-size nail clipper N.B. Chod Valley cannot guarantee the safe return of all digits inserted. |
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A genuine replica of the finest Soviet era Russian caravan complete with cheeky aerial, handy handle and wibbly wheels. |
The kids will love it! |
Thrills galore with this jaunty-angled slide. Factory pre-rusted for bonus exfoliation to tender limbs. You won't stop laughing! |
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A special, gender-neutral friend for all kiddies who don't have one. Bed-time, bath-time - make it Chod-time with Gorby! |
Assorted plastic bits selected from Chod Valley workshops. Every box guaranteed to be unique! |
So many uses! Don't be surprised if Dad wants one, kiddies! |
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The complete party outfit - everything you need in miniature! Lager, bottle-openers, magnifying glass, grommets, dishs - we could go on! |
Authentic budgie cage for storing all your nicknacks, detritus from Christmas crackers, Russian things, Ezras and snorkel… |
A beautifully hand-crafted plastic bubble to protect and preserve a full four hundred grams of prime chod. Thoughtfully aroma- sealed for the ultimate experience! |